Bunch of Weirdos

I believe that each and every human being are weird... No no I am not saying different... yes of course all of us are different, like my grand father saying "no two fingers are similar" I accept that totally... But are we not weird too? I was talking to one of my colleague yesterday and this is what he said..


"you are weird... you talk to all of us very nicely.. (I hope he didn’t mean flirting.. ;-) ) but you never get close or let us into your circle of trust..."
"Oh I am not like that!!" I tried in vain to defend myself... Its really hard to oppose something that you know is true..


While I was rambling in my head about this.. my colleague walks off calling me "crazy.. lonely girl...!"


I am offended...
I walk behind him and say.. "Oh come on.. have you not seen any body else with distinct nature? like my loneliness?"
"No... I have not.."
"I have seen many.. even here.."
"Oh ya..! Name one KP... can u?"


I can name some...

"Passion over fashion"
This team mate of mine.. a very good guy with a weird pattern of talking slowly.. very slowly that we loose track of him in the middle.. that is common but there is something else about him.. his craze over fashion he buys a new T shirt every week...! Yes he does... every Friday the casual day we see him in a new t shirt.. He buys them every Thursday.. at times if he couldnt then he sends his friend to buy.. once he made the shop owner open the store again and buy one... What about him?


“I Google”
There is another one obsessed with Google... we call him the googler.. he googles each and every thing... whatever you say to him or ask him.. he googles.. He got so obsessed that last time I saw him type "Grandma 's lullaby for 2 yr old", "How to walk in a low profile fashion show hosted by your office?"


"Only yellow lays"
She is a very good friend of mine.. but crazy over Lays in Yellow wrapper or "Classic salted" lays.. I have never seen any one so obsessed with yellow lays like her, she does not eat any other flavor even if offered for free.. :-O
"Start Camera... Oh please"
This guy stands still and starts to pose every time a camera is around him.. it need not be a digi cam just a normal cheap mobile camera brings his sun glasses out and the posing starts.. We lost a team event we were competing because of his craze over photos and camera, he stops in the middle of the game to pose..!!! Every week he posts at least 5 of his pics in facebook.. His costume changes location changes even the glasses change but the pose remains the same... lol..


Phew... by the time I finished this, my colleague sat in silence, and after a long pause corrected me.. "Look kp they are all crazy over some thing but you are not... "
That really felt good...
"You are weird... crazily weird girl"


I am weird..!
Well may be I am...Though it never occurred to me before.. It seems I am…. I am so very picky with my friends, I can count my best friends with just a single hand. Its not that I like being aloof.. It is just that I feel that only those people understand me even without me telling.. and distinguish my fake laughs, lonely times and hidden meaning.. why is that so? well! I really really don’t know why...


I tried to convince him.. but…. he convinced me and walked off with a winning smile…