Irritating the Fiancée

This conversation occurred (over phone) between a Friend of mine and her fiancée just 2 days before their Wedding:


Friend: Hi….! I want to tell you something very important
Fiancée: Hmmm… tell me Dear!
Friend: I am in Love with some one else… and I am really sorry for not telling this earlier!!!
Fiancee: (silence)
Friend: He is my child hood friend and we were always together…..! now we feel like we cant be separated…! Can u help me…
Fiancee: But… but … why did you not tell me earlier? So you did not Lov……
Friend: That is y I apologized….. I could not help it… now I am in a complete dilemma as of whom I love more Him or you!
Fiancee: (harsh tone) So…. What do u want me to do…. Call off the Wedding? Why don’t you do it yourself??
Friend: I cant… if I do so now… my Dad will kill me!!! Please do it for me…. Considering me as a Friend!
Fiancee: As a Friend????? !!!
Friend: Please …. Else I will run away with him…in 2 days!
Fiancee: In 2 days is our Wedding!
Friend: I know…! Don’t you want to know his name…???
Fiancee: Ya whatever….!
Friend: He is Lord Krishna!!!! (and a loud laughter)
Fiance: !@$#%


All I can say is………. Thank God you were on the Phone…. Else…. I would be attending the Funeral and not the Wedding in 2 days! J